Retro Phrases

Popular sayings from the 70s, 80s, and 90s – can include both direct quotes and the general style of classic parenting.

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About My Kids – Proud Parent Sweatshirt

Warning: May Spontaneously Start Talking About My Kids – Proud Parent Sweatshirt

The More the Merrier and Messier – Big Family Life Sweatshirt

The More the Merrier and Messier – Big Family Life Sweatshirt

Nothing Is Really Lost Until Your Mum Can’t Find It – Funny Mom Power Sweatshirt

Nothing Is Really Lost Until Your Mum Can’t Find It – Funny Mom Power Sweatshirt

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sass Tee

Were You Raised in a Barn? – Classic Parent Sass Tee

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Warning Tee

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Warning Tee

Chaos Coordinator – Master of Mayhem Parent Tee

Chaos Coordinator – Master of Mayhem Parent Tee