Name: Just Wait Until Your Father Gets Home – Vintage Parent Threat Sweatshirt
Brand: Printify
SKU: 18973336972470466197
Price: 29.37 USD
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A timeless parenting classic that needs no follow-up explanation — “Just wait until your father gets home” brings back memories of quiet guilt, nervous glances, and legendary consequences. Now it’s back as a cozy sweatshirt for the parents who still know how to strike fear (and laughter) in their household.

Made with ultra-soft fleece and a relaxed unisex fit, this sweatshirt is perfect for cooler days, family hangouts, or as a hilarious gift for moms, dads, or even grown-up kids who lived through the suspense. Funny, relatable, and endlessly quotable — this one’s for the OG disciplinarians.

Because sometimes, the waiting was the punishment.

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