Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt – Sigma Nine Store

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over – Classic Parent Threat Sweatshirt

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The official uniform for family road trips, school runs, and everyday chaos. “Don’t Make Me Pull This Car Over” is the timeless parent catchphrase turned cozy sweatshirt — perfect for anyone who's had to negotiate peace treaties from the driver’s seat.

Made from ultra-soft fleece with a relaxed unisex fit, this sweatshirt brings humor and comfort to parents who’ve mastered the art of driving with one hand and refereeing with the other. It’s a must-have for moms and dads with full cars, full hearts, and no time for nonsense.

Ideal for gifting, laughing, and surviving the fifth "Are we there yet?"

Because some threats are empty… but this one? This one lives rent-free in every kid’s memory.

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